Pinocchio and friends converted to Is – lam …

Angel reports:

Yo Pinocchio:
Convert, submit, or die..oh wait..aren’t you technically "dead" already?

Hmmm..what is the fate of those of us who prefer to be unconverted,
non-submissive, and errr…. alive?

Pinocchio, Tom Sawyer and other characters have been converted to Is–lam in new versions of 100 classic stories on the Turkish school curriculum.

"Give me some bread, for All–ah’s sake," Pinocchio says to Geppetto, his maker, in a book stamped with the crest of the ministry of education.

"Thanks be to All–ah," the puppet says later.
Pinocchio and friends converted to Is–lam continues…

In The Three Musketeers, D’Artagnan is told that he cannot visit Aramis. The reason would surprise the author, Alexandre Dumas.
An old woman explains: "He is surrounded by men of religion. He converted to Is–lam after his illness."

Tom Sawyer may always have shirked his homework, but he is more conscientious in learning his Is–lamic prayers. He is given a "special treat" for learning the Ar–abic words.

Pollyanna, seen by some as the embodiment of Christian forgiveness, says that she believes in the end of the world as predicted in the Ko–ran.

Heidi, the Swiss orphan girl in the tale by Johanna Spyri, is told that praying to All–ah will help her to relax."

Excuse me y’all for a minute while I don’t believe this.

Muzlim cultures including Pakistan, Somalia, Afghanistan, Gaza, Iraq, Algeria, and scores of others remain the most violent, brutal, and impoverished societies known to our existence.
And suddently they want to partake of the infidels’ "culture" now?

What I would give to hear the hard-core turbo lefties talking points on this one!
Free speech perhaps?
There’s only one hitch though.
We, here in er…"free" America can no longer mention
God’s name in a graduation ceremony.

How’s that for cannibalizing our civil liberties.

But this revolting plagiarism will no doubt be celebrated.Multi cultural Pinocchio!
Oh, here come the apologists and defenders.
We musn’t condemn the religion for the mere acts of a "few"?
And as for those who commit heinous acts "in its name"
…oh, that’s just a handful of "mentally ill" kooks eh.

Congrats to the lefties for spreading this ideological disease,
and guilt liberal mush which is spreading like a virulent plague as we speak.

Funny how the haters always use our inventions
-cars, planes, cell phones, to try to annihilate us.

Childrens books. The new frontier.Whooda thunk it?

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In "Snow White and the 7 Little Mullahs ",
The dwarves placed Snow White in a glass coffin ,
then were crushed in the riot that occurred as her burka-clad corpse was pulled out of the coffin by throngs of frienzied mourners who sought a piece of the burka or a relic (body part).
Movie Still Photo : here

In "The Little Engine That Could, 'If Allah wills it' ",
The prayerful Little Engine carries its load of missiles, weaponized anthrax, and stolen Soviet plutonium to the good little Jihadis through a tunnel system under the US-Mexico border while chanting, " Remember af-GHAN-i-stan,af-GHAN-i-stan,af-GHAN-i-stan,af-GHAN-i-stan,af-GHAN-i-stan..."

Cover Photo: here