Friday, June 08, 2007

Must seem like having to fill a swimming pool with a thimble

Common sense begins to reign over the passing scene ,
'give certain legalization - only promise security' bill fails,
and Paris Hilton returns to serve her sentence as the judge ordered.

---From the transcript of today's hearing ----
"At no time,Your Honor,

At. No. Time!
did my client,
Miss Hilton ,
give up her right to be
tried as a celebrity,

and therefore

I move for an immediate
installation of the Robert Blake jury
and Judge Lance Ito
to correct this oversight."

Seriously, though, I pray she gets the help she needs.

A couple weeks out of the insane vacuum she lives in
could do her some good.

The problem is, that vacuum is internal
and she will have nothing much else for in her solitude.

As Townhall blogger , Frog writes:

I understand Paris's plight
I understand why an empty jail cell is so
frightening to Paris.
She'd have to entertain herself for a month.
Must seem like having to fill a swimming
with a

It's just cruel
to put Paris in there with herself.

It's sensory deprivation.

The Paris licence plate game.

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