Meteorology- the new social science

This just in from The Center for Panic.

OMG!!!!!!
It was 99 degrees Tuesday, 105 on Wednesday.
At this current rate of increase, it will be hot enough
to smelt copper on the sidewalk

in a few short months!!!!

WE ARE DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMD!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Drat that Bush administration.